Rule # 303

"The food always looks better in the magazine"

Rule # 11

"If your attorney's e-mail address ends in hotmail, gmail or yahoo.com, you should probably get a new attorney"

Rule # 184

"Sandwiches and toast always taste better when cut in triangles"

Rule # 57

"We are all responsible for what we do...unless we're celebrities"

Rule # 342

"Under no circumstances should you eat the free sushi"