Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Monday, September 26, 2011

Rule # 617

"The words "turkey" and "bacon" should never be in the same sentence"

Friday, September 9, 2011

Rule # 875

"Saying - I love you - immediately before, during or after sex doesn't count"

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Rule # 700

"Marriage changes passion.  Now you're sleeping with a relative"

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Rule # 101

"The best villains will have foreign accents and will walk slowly"

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Rule # 22

"Always avoid the 'last' of everything...the last subway car..the last deviled egg..the last man/woman in the bar"

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Monday, February 7, 2011

Rule # 532

"You never want to hear the words "play doh" and "microwave" in the same sentence"

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Rule # 11

"If your attorney's e-mail address ends in hotmail, gmail or yahoo.com, you should probably get a new attorney"

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Rule # 57

"We are all responsible for what we do...unless we're celebrities"

Friday, January 14, 2011