tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42560354392516400072024-02-08T09:52:27.648-05:00This Guy I Know - The RulesSo this guy I know is one heck of a raconteur. Along with his anecdotes of surviving the '70's, he seems to have a rule for most any situation...Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-11682896060644968832011-10-05T10:15:00.001-04:002011-10-05T10:15:49.764-04:00Rule # 117"bad decisions almost always lead to great stories"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-73153842666530775872011-09-26T10:32:00.002-04:002011-09-26T10:32:50.001-04:00Rule # 617"The words "turkey" and "bacon" should never be in the same sentence"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-22119680454231553622011-09-09T15:09:00.000-04:002011-09-09T15:09:10.998-04:00Rule # 875"Saying - I love you - immediately before, during or after sex doesn't count"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-16176980562315250232011-08-30T15:19:00.002-04:002011-08-30T15:35:14.497-04:00Rule # 498<div style="text-align: center;">"only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants"</div>Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-20010921935171681802011-04-01T11:25:00.002-04:002011-04-01T11:25:35.407-04:00Rule # 21<div align="center">"Never drive faster than your angel can fly"</div>Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-63120563559438536622011-02-26T14:58:00.002-05:002011-02-26T14:58:31.809-05:00Rule # 700"Marriage changes passion. Now you're sleeping with a relative"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-38339388402251398662011-02-20T11:50:00.000-05:002011-02-20T11:50:14.570-05:00Rule # 101"The best villains will have foreign accents and will walk slowly"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-37378071847210489732011-02-15T19:48:00.000-05:002011-02-15T19:48:02.641-05:00Rule # 22"Always avoid the 'last' of everything...the last subway car..the last deviled egg..the last man/woman in the bar"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-72735040630391820442011-02-12T21:35:00.000-05:002011-02-12T21:35:51.890-05:00Rule # 279"Never take sleeping pills and a laxative on the same night"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-19068576986278469262011-02-07T10:45:00.001-05:002011-02-07T10:45:39.200-05:00Rule # 532"You never want to hear the words "play doh" and "microwave" in the same sentence"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-45890229079974844252011-01-27T16:21:00.000-05:002011-01-27T16:21:12.989-05:00Rule # 303"The food always looks better in the magazine"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-425730114075814112011-01-22T19:18:00.000-05:002011-01-22T19:18:58.286-05:00Rule # 11"If your attorney's e-mail address ends in hotmail, gmail or yahoo.com, you should probably get a new attorney"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-73058825658996936532011-01-18T21:34:00.003-05:002011-01-22T19:20:30.151-05:00Rule # 184"Sandwiches and toast always taste better when cut in triangles"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-60869359025545990902011-01-16T17:28:00.001-05:002011-01-16T17:30:49.911-05:00Rule # 57"We are all responsible for what we do...unless we're celebrities"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4256035439251640007.post-45249537234074882152011-01-14T15:43:00.000-05:002011-01-14T15:43:00.778-05:00Rule # 342"Under no circumstances should you eat the free sushi"Patti Annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11669558490209218755noreply@blogger.com0